This is an honest-to-god list of pick-up lines that have been used on me.
Only a couple have been sucessful.
Nice shoes. Wanna f#@k?
Hey, you look like Ricky Lake. After she got not fat. Want to make out?
Canadian? I love beavers!
Wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?
Hey, you look like that alcoholic lesbian with the big tits on Will and Grace. Wanna make out?
Him: Excuse me, can I get by please?
Me: And why in hell would I let you do that?
Him: Well, let me buy you a drink and I'll tell you why.
Me: OKAY!!
You're really short. Like my mom.
Me: Oh shit! I spilled drink on your handbag, Friend! Let me rub it off.
Friend: That's okay. I know that you like to rub bags *wink*.
Him: Yeah, I hope that she will be rubbing my bag after you leave.
How much?
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