Ahh, Christmas is among us and I have lost the spirit already. So, in order to regain my Christmas cheer, I jammed my iPod with all manner of festive tunes. I have to say that it's amazing what listening to Kenny and Dolly can do to lift one's spirits while dodging King's Road's pedestrian traffic at 7:30 a.m.

But one observation I do have is this: whilst listening to Mariah's rendition of "All I Want for Christmas", she states that she "doesn't want a lot for Christmas" and that she "don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas Tree". Knowing M as the sort of Unstable Mabel that she is re: relationships, that probably is sort of true. However, you can't convince me that if Mariah Carey gets jack shit for Christmas, she won't be pissed.