Um, first of all, WHEN did Lindsay Lohan become a lesbian? I was just reading the news about her and saw that he is now gay. And here I thought she was a bit of a skank...oops. I guess life in Asia has prevented me from aquiring key Hollywood gossip. Yet another sign that I must return to the Motherland.
Secondly, I noticed that her boyfr...I mean girlfriend looks like a twelve year old boy. A scrawny little adolscent punk to be exact... Wouldn't that kinda cancel out the whole lesbianism thing, you know, because she likes girls who look like boys?
I donno, I'm just saying...
