I have been to the grocery store exactly three times since I have returned from my summer holiday, today included. Considering that my return was one month ago, one would think that I am either a spendthrift domestic genius or that I have been slowly starving myself into thinness. I can safely say that neither are the case.

And if I were to be asked what it is that I do eat in the run of a day/week/month, I honestly can't answer because I don't know. I just don't. Yet, I am obviously getting calories from somewhere because I am erring on the side of obesity (re: last post). So $50 and some steak and floor cleaner later, I have decided that I need to start becoming a spendthrift domestic genius because I think that I am just one curry, take-out pizza and pound away from legitimate obesity.