Dear Tax Department,
Just a note to say 'thanks' for not sending me a tax bill this year. Before, I waited with bated breath for that little green envelope, yet I have felt nothing but dissappointment day after day after day when I trudged back to my flat empty handed. So, I have resolved myself to the fact that I must be exempt from paying taxes. What a pleasant surprise! And rightly so.
Instead of scrimmaging for some serious cash in January, I have begun planning a henonistic holiday in Australia because I know that you lot would want it that way. I have also mapped out an extensive two-week long shopping spree at a major international city due to this oversight. It's going to be great.
So, to you all at the Tax Department, thank you. Keep up the good work. You are doing a superlative job.
Warm regards,
MB
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