If The Far, Far Side Were to Go AWOL, Would There Be a Public Outcry Like That Of The Company Bitch's Blog Snub?

The answer, my friends, is no. And here is why.

Blogster / shit-stirrer / philanthropist Grant Miller of Grant Miller Media has declared war on TCB stating that “The Company Bitch hates you and wants you to die” in light of her somewhat recent hiatus. That's probably true. Erratic and snobby as she may appear on her blog though, the truth is, Bitch can write. And how!

Akin The Company Bitch, we here at The Far, Far Side can make clever quips about the daily mishaps in our lives. Yet they just don’t seem so cutesy and clever as TCB.

“But…why?” one may ask. Good question.

While The Company Bitch is the monologue of a young, leggy blond from somewhere in New York City, we here at The Far, Far Side are not. In fact we are elfin, brunette and hail from Canada – and not even Toronto. And we are in our thirties. Nobody cares about you when you are in your thirties. We are the complete and utter antithesis of all things The Company Bitch.

It does not stop there.

Random, only sometimes slightly funny and inarticulate at best, The Far, Far Side has no intention of trying to compete with TCB. We enjoy being steeped in mediocrity. We like to keep our expectations low so as to not disappoint our avid fans. We are like Snapple. We are number (three thousand and) two!

In conclusion, we here at The Far, Far Side will not be pulling a fast one and leaving all you loyal readers in the lurch for second-rate e-“literature”. And if we did, you will be sure not to notice.

Welcome back, Bitch.