There are those people in the world who can get up in the morning, manage to look polished, professional and presentable, have productive days at work, run a household, prepare the occasional meal, maybe raise a small brood and all the while, stay thin. These people, I am convinced, must have full-time PAs.

Contrarily, it wouldn't matter what time I got out of bed because I still always look disheveled and I am always running through the front door at sharp 8 -- sans breakfast. I am quickly learning that I do not really like my line of work, therefore hindering any possible productivity.

In the personal avenues of my life, I pay people to do things for me simply because I don't seem to have time. I pay someone to tell me what to do at the gym. I pay someone to do my nails. I usually eat out most meals, so essentially, I pay someone to cook for me. And my household? I actually wait to put my putrid leftovers in the bin till the night before the housekeeper comes just so I don't have to do it myself. I pay her too.

If I could pay for someone to shave my legs, do my job, or maybe even chew my food for me, then life would be sweet...and I might have time for breakfast.